She wears an army helmet. She can control the weather. So don't piss her off or it's thunderstorms for you.
Flash is actually a she - and a kick-ass ninja.
Recognizable
by wearing his underpants over his tights, and his bat mask. He, unlike Storm, actually can fly, and is often seen with his
assistant Robyn.
Robyn, like Robin except she actually admits she’s female. Has scary problems that include
schizophrenia and spork obsession.
Hungover Superman is constantly getting fired, partly due to his drink problem,
but mostly due to the fact that he copied Batman’s underpants-over-tights look. Often says "I can't save the town, Mr
Mayor! I had too many martinis last night!"
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