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This was by Soph, it made me laugh, thought you'd be interesado. Soph, i saw no copyright symbol, so i feel free leaving this all here for people to laugh at you -  And your funniness, really.

Ok So On The TWO AND A HALF Flihgt To Spain! (MEAN Inaudioable mummbling about Spain)

I Got Bored So I Wrote Stuff Down In The PINK Book I Have!

I Wrote A LOT Of Crap That i Just Wrote! So When I Find The PINK Book I Shall Put Up Here What It Says!

Stuff Soph~Soph Hates/Strongly Dislikes.................

 

Eye contact, physical contact, children, other people, pukes, other people (especially Pukes) having iPods, iPod mini/shuffle, txting ppl and getting no reply, old people, small dogs, most big dogs, morons, when my mummy/daddy get tipsy and swear/be mean, Ryanair, airports/foreign airports, the family sitting across from me on the plane with 8 kids (1 is Chelsea supporter, 1 has mini iPod and Offspring’s Greatest Hits), people having things I want , airturbalance, people who think they r better than me, people who cant control their own kids (if u cant control them then I will be glad to kill them) People who wont get out of my way MOVE DAMN IT, old ladies who don’t shave! Its just wrong and nasty, morons who like what I like bands etc.people who ask me what bands I like (im wearing the MADE hoodie and the GC shirt 4 a reason! Don’t make me say their name u know I cant!) people who try to cheer me up when  im in a moodm thers a reason im in a mood with u! if ya piss me off then face the consequences! Ginger ppl, nothing personal but I don’t like it why don’t u dye it?, airhostess, French manicures (professional) doit your self so u screw it up so mine looks better! People who talk down 2 me!fat ppl who think im fat, skinny ppl who think im fat your anorexic and bulimic r ugly and I comdem u 2 a room with small ginger kids who like things! People with nice hair! Most skirts, babies in little cute baby clothes, ppl who think babies/toddlers, children r cute they are not they suck and I hate them all especially when they look at me, babies/ppl with bulging eyes, accents, especially strong ones(I apparently have a Strabane accent) oh yay, speech therapy, ppl who smell for the love of god wash, pens that don’t work, harry potter, Darren shan will drink ur blood and spit it out cuz u suck and arnt worthy,  people who wear those fake diamond rings from topshop and places, my back when its sore, painting my hands with my left hand cuz im right handed, my speech impediment, my teeth, mouth, smile, upper arms, childhood obesity, Barbie, cindy, bratz, etc., skater clothes from dunes, M&S. debenhams, it defies the point of being a skater, I don’t know what the point is but it defies it, the smoke that comes outa ciggarets u can smoke all ya like just not around me cuz my wind pipe will close up andi shall die, Blink on ‘semi-hiatus’ clean chucks, people who think I care about them and their crapp, I care about very few things and u and ur crapp arnt one of them, thin soucks, having to take of my flip flops and stand in the middle of Dublin airport so ppl can make sure I aint gonna kill them NEWS FLASH we are all gonna die (damn Joel and his ‘on a train 2 death’ speech/idea), some more painfully and horrific than others. Avril and other bands/ppl I don’t like, (Hahaha Busted finially realised that they suck)my cat scratching me , im scared till thes wounds heel, people watching me headbang, tis a sacred thing of beauty between a girl/boy and their music, finding holes iin my socks and stains on my favourite pair of black/grey jeans, they’ve been washed 4 times in 2  years! Not bad, not being able to open my bday present for two weeks, kids with ugly hair and think it looks good!, having to change ur pen when ur not finished what ur writing, my ears getting sore while listening to trusted iPod,  airport shopping, iPod battery getting low, not having ANY music channel at all, not even MTV even tho it doesn’t play music or good music that much! And finally ppl who call their iPod mini or iPod shuffle an iPod, tis not an iPod tis and iPod mini or iPod shuffle, get it right!

Soph

 

in the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.